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Fri, Mar. 2nd, 2007 02:03 am
Oops, I've Wiied myself.

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Tue, Jan. 23rd, 2007 12:54 am

But they keep showing adverts on television about children in third world countries drinking muddy water directly from tepid puddles, and discussing how it makes them sick.

No offense intended (no, really), but... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT?

"We need to provide them with clean drinking water!" The voice-overs announce, like this is some kind of amazing revelation and, at first glance, that's what it seems to be.

Until you wonder why no one has ever thought of, oh... I don't know... BOILING the water. They live in Africa, the birthplace of modern humankind; I reckon they know what fire is. Filter the fucking water through an old shirt, or some bark -- ANYTHING -- other than drinking stale, diarrhea-colored water straight from the fucking ground.

I don't wanna be too much of a social-darwinist, but if you can't figure that out for yourself... get sick and die - whether you live in Africa, or Australia. It's not rocket surgery.

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Tue, Dec. 26th, 2006 05:04 pm

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't find adventure games with ridiculous, superfluous puzzles entertaing or challenging. Having a puzzle as part of the gameplay is one thing, but throwing them around for no reason is just. fucking. annoying.

"Could you get me a glass of milk from the fridge? By the way, it has a bizarre, occult combination lock on it using a set of almost, but not completely, random symbols on it. Why? Oh... I, uh, that's how the French manufacturers made it."

"Oh, and could you grab my coat from the spare room, please? You'll need to hunt around the house for a set of pulleys to get into the attic to find the key to the room though... because, you know, you can never be too careful when it comes to security."

FUCK YOU, GAME MAKERS! FUCK YOU! ;)

(Yes, I mean YOU microids. How did I expect that a company that can't even get their website and their game website up and running to design a decent game? Shame on me. Thank the gods that I only rented it for $4.)

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Sat, Dec. 23rd, 2006 04:14 pm
Uh oh.

Hitman: The Movie

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Sat, Dec. 16th, 2006 01:04 am

I just sneezed, and it echoed in my acoustic guitar from across the room.

*sneeze* *strum* WTF?

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Sat, Dec. 9th, 2006 05:45 pm

I am now the proud owner of mcstabby.com! :D

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Sat, Nov. 25th, 2006 12:41 pm



Fnar.

Current Music: Children of Bodom - Trashed, Lost & Strungout

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Wed, Nov. 22nd, 2006 11:59 pm


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Wed, Nov. 22nd, 2006 08:32 am

Entirely the Imans' fault! They should have known to take the trains instead.

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Tue, Oct. 24th, 2006 12:03 pm
I've had my last binge drinking session, my last fast food dinner, my last schnitzel lunch, and my last unhealthy breakfast, and my last day into work late.

This is where it all turns back around again.

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