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Tue, Mar. 25th, 2008 11:07 pm
Today, I stopped the rain.

A sleight of mind perhaps, but none-the-less I raised my hands to the sky and informed my colleague that the rain would stop for 15 minutes... and it did.

Well, it stopped for 20 minutes. But a 5 minute slip isn't too shabby.

Don't believe me? Then you're not a chaote, and your underwear will feel slightly tighter in the morning. Trust me. Check them tomorrow.

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Sun, Mar. 2nd, 2008 12:16 pm

People keep sending me emails and messages asking me if I'm dead. For one: if I were dead, receiving a response from me would be a miraculous event, resolving millennia of contention regarding life after death. For two: I'm not. For three: maybe I just have no inclination whatsoever to communicate with you because you're dreary, ignorant, and annoy me.

Or perhaps I'm just too lazy.

Now, the problem is: I don't exist. And until you realise that you don't exist either, you'll never understand how it is exactly that I don't exist. Until you can do this, you'll continue to find sense in what I say, instead of comprehending it as the nonsense that it truly is.

Hence, a problem.

a) You think I exist, and I don't.
b) You think you exist, and you don't.
c) You comprehend what I'm saying
d) You have no idea what I'm saying

Insolence is coming to easily today, like morning glory. I need to spank it out. Wank out a big wad of noesis and wipe myself off with a towel.

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Thu, Sep. 27th, 2007 12:37 am
Windows Vista: The fucked up, erratic, constantly shitty networking you've come to expect from Microsoft operating systems - now with transparent windows!

YOU. USELESS. CUNTS.

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Wed, Sep. 26th, 2007 08:37 am

Done.

Easy.

Pffffffffffffft.

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Wed, Sep. 5th, 2007 01:34 am


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Wed, Sep. 5th, 2007 01:19 am

I just played my first session of BioShock and I'm hooked. I never really got into the System Shock series, but liked much of the mechanics - most of which are in BioShock. Sitting in the dark creeping around a ruined 1950s underwater utopia gone psychotic? Yes, please. Hurling random psionic weaponry and then leaping in with a wrench to finish the job? Fuck, yes. Hearing the manic utterings of genetically-disrupted, morally-bankrupt sociopaths wearing bunny masks..?

Say. No. More.

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Sat, Jun. 9th, 2007 11:19 pm

What. The. Fuck?

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Sat, Jun. 9th, 2007 08:08 pm

Spot buys a keg.

Keg!

Spot taps a keg.

Puncture!

Spot pours a beer.

Pour!
Sit!

Spot enjoys a beer.

DRINK!

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Sat, Jun. 9th, 2007 05:53 pm

Wii number: 8042 3910 0189 0428

Add mine. Gimme yours.

That's the deal, people.

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Mon, Mar. 26th, 2007 08:53 pm

I'd post a blurb, but you really have to read the first paragraph of this to understand.

So, do we argue that if people are fucking stupid enough and ignorant enough to do that... then let the world prosper on the backs of morons?

Or do we freely admit that 98% of the world ARE morons, and concede that we're totally fucked?

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